Top 10 kids Halloween jokes - Witches and Skeletons

October 11, 9:07 AMSeattle Parenting ExaminerKristy Stevens-Young

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       13 fun, non-scary witch and skelton jokes

A set of fun witch and skeleton jokes for kids. And since they are for Halloween, the top ten jumped to the top 13!

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

When does a skeleton laugh?
When a joke tickles his funny bone

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
Lazy bones

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Vacuum cleaners are too heavy - or -  cords aren't long enough

What do you call two witches living together?
Broom-mates

What do they teach in witches school?
Spelling

How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w

What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service

How does a witch tell time?
She looks at her witch watch